Everything I Need to Know, I Didn’t Learn in Kindergarten

I am compiling a list of things I wish they taught in schools. It’s limited to Irish schools because that is what I know.

1. How to drive
2. How to walk on your hands
3. How to breathe and meditate
4. How to manage money
5. How to cook five dishes really well (which five? hmm)
6. How to type
7. How to deliver and receive criticism
8. How to camp

I need help with my new curriculum. Send prescriptions to dervala@vindigo.com.

Update: the Yanks and Canadians tell me that they already learn all of this at school, so there.

Explains why they’re so good at taking criticism.

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