RTFM

RTFM
Joe, beloved deskmate, has spent all day rolling out new customer service software here at Vindigo. Busy busy busy. Swatting down IM windows and cutting phone calls short—no time for that today. The third message he gets in his brand-new, fancy-pants email management system says:

‘Please help. I can’t connect to my boyfriend. Every time I try, I get a system error.’

Bravo, Dominic! Vindigo responds swiftly to the problem. ‘This is a known error. Have you tried deleting your boyfriend and upgrading to a newer version?’