A puppy is not just for Christmas
Mark sent me this heart-rending post from Craig’s List. It’s the reverent, capitalized ‘Her’ that gets me.
Date: Mon Dec 24 21:51:10 2001
Where can we get an abortion for our pedigree dog?
Our lovely Pedigreed Minature Poodle was violated
by our neighbors Golden Retriever. She somehow got outside
when the delivery people came by and was impregnated in front of
our house in broad daylight. The neighbors maid called us.
I was able to rescue Madonna from the male but we now
know she is pregnant. We dont want Her to have this litter of
mixed puppies because we were hoping to breed Her in the springtime
with another lineage from Danville.
Needless to say my wife and are completly devestated by the
turn of events and found we are unable to sue the neighbor because
both our dogs were loose!
We cant go to our veterinarian because he handles other peoples dogs
we know and are afraid they might find out.
Now Madonna lays around and eats a lot. She’s become fat and I
cant even take her out to meet the other dogwalking regulars because
they will know she’s pregnant.
Has anyone else in the CL community encountered this before?
Im willing to fly her anywhere to have this problem taken care of.
PLEASE HELP US. and Merry X-mas
That crass neighbor needs Neuticles.